Keoma

Keoma Review



The mystical, eerie and rather sombre opening of this late (1976) entry into the Italian western cycle, with its at first somewhat confusing flashback structure and alternation of bright, colorful daylight and gloomy, dusty apocalyptic destruction, all dominated by the fierce old witch-woman who will keep reappearing in the film, might lead you to think you are in for a deep, metaphysical and narratively challenging experiment.

But hold on, pardner! "Keoma" soon settles down into a fairly typical narrative: Civil War vet comes back to his hometown to find it taken over by bad guys; vet has to save the town all by his lonesome. And Keoma bears more than a little resemblance in attitude and wild appearance to plenty of cowboy antiheroes in the past (i.e., The Man With No Name). That's not to say it's boring or formulaic, because over that basic storyline there's plenty to marvel at: gorgeous photography, particularly in the bright daylight scenes, a terrific folk-rock score highlighted by a Leonard Cohen-type male vocalist, a typically solid performance by Franco Nero, and some interesting story touches like a plague that ravages the town (plague? yes) -- a town that seems ready to fall apart, more dreary and decayed even than the one Django rides through in the film of the same name. It's probably no coincidence that a couple of the titles the film has been known by had "Django" in them; then again, so did about a third of all the Italian westerns made after the original DJANGO.

Keoma not only has to confront the evil gunslinger who has taken over the town, but his henchmen turn out to be Keoma's three half-brothers, and oh -- Keoma is a halfbreed Indian (yes, despite being blonde, blue-eyed and hairy-chested) and his best friend is a black man (the great Woody Strode, looking pretty good at the age of 62). The film doesn't really dig much into the racial aspects of the story, though it doesn't ignore them either. But it all really boils down to a couple of really terrific gunfights at the end, lots of slow-mo Sam Peckinpah-type action (but without much blood), a Christ-on-the-cross image, and a hero riding off into...bleakness? Death? Given the apocalyptic visions throughout the film, I was reminded more than once of Jodorowsky's EL TOPO, which makes such visions come true.

Director Enzo G. Castellari made a few other westerns in the earlier part of his career, which dates back a decade before this one; none are remotely as well known as KEOMA but I'd still like to see some of them. And as one of the few Italian genre directors from the golden age of the 60s and 70s to still be making films, let's hope he's got another western in him, somewhere. Whether he does or not, this seems in any case like perfect coda to the spaghetti.
The `Spaghetti Western' Masterpiece From The Producer Of DJANGO

Franco Nero (DJANGO, THE FIFTH CORD) is KEOMA, a half-breed gunfighter weary of killing as a way of life. But when he returns to his troubled childhood home, Keoma is caught in a savage battle between innocent settlers, sadistic bandits and his vengeful half-brothers. In a wasteland gone mad with rage and pain, can one man massacre his way to redemption?

KEOMA is an extraordinary combination of potent symbolism, powerful performances and relentless violence, brilliantly directed by Enzo G. Castellari (STREET LAW, THE BIG RACKET). Woody Strode (ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST), William Berger (DJANGO STRIKES AGAIN) and Olga Karlatos (ZOMBIE) co-star in this one-of-a-kind classic that fans and critics consider to be one of the greatest `Spaghetti Westerns' of all time.


Crimes of Passion

Crimes of Passion Review



This movie is a must see for any film lover. It is such an amazing piece of work, granted it is dated with that look of the 80's that will make many cringe or laugh out loud.Regardless that is part of the allure of the film as it draws you into the world of the three main characters. The subject matter is just as topical now as it was then, maybe even more so with the advent of the internet, reality television and our addiction to voyeurism and pornography.
There are many layers to this film, Ken Russel's direction, the cinematography,the screen play, the score, which is even more advant garde seeing it so many years after it was first made, and of coarse the actors. If you are fans of Kathleen Turner and Anthony Perkins, and who isn't?, then you will be blown away.
This is easily Kathleen's best film work and really no other American actress has ever shown such intimacy and duality in the sexuality of her character, it is compelling, enthralling and heart breaking.Plus you feel a connection to her because of her vulnerability that she develops as the movie unfolds.Finally her comedic timing is hilarious, yes there are plenty of laugh out scenes in this film too.

As for Mr. Perkins he is just off the charts and in many ways this is such an honest and raw performance for him, I mean he confronts so many social taboos in his character, that he becomes the mirror for the hypocrisy of sexuality in modern American society. It is more worth considering that for Anthony, and the life he lived, this makes his portrayal even more personal and a highlight of his career.
The commentary with Ken is awesome, it is too bad he could not stay for the entire film. The sordid tale of a sinister street-corner preacher & his affair with a stunningly beautiful prostitute. Studio: Starz/sphe Release Date: 04/07/2009 Starring: Kathleen Turner Annie Potts Director: Ken Russell


Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Review



Conner Mead has it made. He's rich, successful and can have any woman he wants. His love em' and leave em' attitude is well known in the circle he travels and is actually one of the quirks that draw women to him. For Conner, life just can't get any better. When he's invited to attend his brother's wedding, he heads out with one resolve: to talk him out of making the biggest mistake of his life. What Conner doesn't know is that he's about to take a trip through hell and the choices he makes this weekend will determine just how good life could be.

After seeing his childhood sweetheart, Jenny, Conner is forced to take a trip down memory lane in a Christmas Carol-type adventure. He's confronted with girlfriends from his past, present and future, and is left after each trip to ponder life without Jenny in it. With the end of the weekend fast approaching, his window of opportunity is starting to close. Will Conner make the right decision? Or will his skewed view on life end up ruining not only his future, but his brother's as well?

I love anything "Christmas Carol." It's rare for me to find a Christmas Carol-type show that I haven't seen, but each year I look for them. I was thrilled when someone told me about Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. As soon as I realized it stared Matthew McConaughey (oh my!), I knew it would be a keeper. McConaughey and Garner were perfect in their roles. Even though I knew how it had to end, the writers did a great job of giving this story a unique feel. If you are looking for a fun, sexy story where the hero gets exactly what he deserves (you'll have to watch it to see what I mean), then Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is one you'll want to see. I LOVED it!

Reviewer: Tami Brothers
Rating: 5 Petit Fours and 3 Hot Tamales
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A FREEWHEELING WOMANIZER IS HAUNTED BY THE SPIRITS OF GIRLFRIENDS OF THE PAST, PRESENT & BEYOND AT HIS YOUNGER YOUNGER BROTHER'S WEDDING, AWAKENING LONG-LOST FEELINGS FOR HIS FIRST LOVE.


Sweet Oranges

Sweet Oranges Review



No money. No place to live. No where to go...Until Jamal and Kenny hatch a sweet plan to sell oranges to make a fortune and get all the women of their dreams. Can they turn a lemon of an idea into Sweet Oranges?System Requirements:Running Time: 107 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: COMEDY UPC: 802097008095 Manufacturer No: 0209700809


Two Seconds

Two Seconds Review



The Warner's Archive Collection are no frills releases with unrestored prints and no extras except maybe the original theatrical trailers. The're very expensive too. The upside though is that many films are now available which otherwise may be not.

Released in 1932, "Two Seconds" is a Warner Brother's pre code gem. Edward G. Robinson gives an outstanding performance as a nice guy who is set up in marriage by dance hall cutie, Vivienne Osborne. The title refers to the premise that a man's life flashes before his eyes prior to death. In 2 seconds, he recalls the circumstances which brought him to a tragic end. The film is chock full of nasty characters, sleazy situations and coloquial dialogue. All the actors are good but it is Robinson who shines. His story is a masterpiece of irony and his solilquoy towards the end of the film brilliant. The writing in this one is absolutely outstanding.

Fortunately, the print is very good. In spite of the exorbitant price at which the film is available, don't miss it. It's been said that your whole life unfolds before your eyes during your last, fleeting moments of existence. Not so for convicted murderer John Allen. After he's strapped into the electric chair and the switch is thrown that sends the fatal current through his body, he - and the movie audience - sees the chain of events that turned Allen from amiable high-rise construction worker to brutal killer.

Edward G. Robinson reteams with Mervyn LeRoy, the director of his star-making Little Caesar, to portray Allen, a man descended into psychotic rage. Vivienne Osborne portrays the manipulative dime-a-dance dame who plays on John's good nature...and lives long enough to see it turn deadly.

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Friday the 13th the Series: The Second Season

Friday the 13th the Series: The Second Season Review



Glad this is available on dvd finally. And i don't think the dark quality a number of you state you have a problem with was a duplication error. Such a dark uneven tone was one of the things i enjoyed about the series; it set the mood and made many an 80's morning deliciously creepy... a fun addition to the frivolity of the time. The other great thing about the series is the detail. Friom set decoration to smallest character, the attention to nuance, even of otherwise over the top characters, allows you to develop empathy for each and really like the story. This skill current filmmakers, at least in America, would do well to try to emulate anymore. There was also some really good performances and character development from many really good actors! I'm thankful Mancusso made as many sordid joyful little yarns for me to revisit as he did :)
Genre: Television: Series
Rating: NR
Release Date: 10-FEB-2009
Media Type: DVD


ALL ABOARD:The Legends of The Rails The Complete Story of Passenger Trains in America DVD

ALL ABOARD:The Legends of The Rails The Complete Story of Passenger Trains in America DVD Review



One of the most beautiful programs about trains I have ever watched. Excellent photography and a great story of passenger trains growth in America. Wonderful for young children to watch too. Homeschooling and classroom teachers would benefit from this. Was on PBS a few years ago. Its one of the most beautiful train videos in the world! As seen on PBS stations, this fascinating 60 minute video history of passenger trains in America will please young and old alike. Our award-winning camera crews take you on an awe-inspiring journey from coast-to-coast to re-live the history, color and grandeur of America's most popular steam and diesel passenger trains. These great trains and locomotives offer spectacular viewing as they glide through the mountain valleys, cityscapes, and back country of America. Featuring: Union Pacific 3985, 844,and E9s, Nebraska Zephyr, Norfolk & Western 611, Frisco 1522, and the Southern Pacific 4449. Plus, youll also be treated to excursion specials, dinner trains, tourist lines, ski trains, Amtrak and much, much more! Great music, highly recommended - award winner! KIDS LOVE IT TOO! Great video! This parade of trains large and small was created especially for adults, historians, train enthusiasts and kids. - Billboard Magazine


Kingdom of Heaven (Director's Cut) [Blu-ray]

Kingdom of Heaven (Director's Cut) [Blu-ray] Review



If you want to see a good action/adventure/drama type film then this is the one for you. The cinematography, action sequences, and music are great. The movie centers one one character, Balian, as he journeys to Jerusalem in search of salvation and answers to some of life's questions. The movie does offer some interesting philosophical insights or questions that we all probably ask ourselves concerning faith and religion.

This movie is not an accurate portrayal of the crusades. The characters in the movies and the period it is set during (the second crusade) did exist. But, as is typical with Hollywood and political correctness, they depict the Christians as the aggressors and the Muslims as the noble warriors. The Muslims were extremely cruel in their treatment of Christians and Jews. They also started the crusades when they invaded Jerusalem and moved in on the Byzantine Empire, murdering any who did not accept Muslim rule. The Byzantine Emperor asked the Pope for help and that is when the Pope sanctioned the first crusade. The first crusaders defeated the Muslims (and yes they did massacre everyone within the city) and Jerusalem remained under Christian for about a hundred years until the time of the second crusade which is when this movie is set. The second crusade did not begin because a bunch of knights set out to start a war. There were aggressors on both sides. The fact is, the Muslims are ordered by their religion to spread sharia law and Mohammad himself left orders that Jerusalem be taken under Muslim rule. Muslims took the city of Jerusalem during the second crusade and when Richard the Lion-heart headed to Jerusalem in the third crusade, he lost miserably. There were other crusades fought in the Middle East but not all of them were over Jerusalem.

One thing the movie gets right are some of the reasons why people went to the crusades. Europe was in shambles at that time and Jerusalem, while controlled by Christians, gave people a chance to better their circumstances. There were those that went for fame, power, glory, wealth, greed, but their were also those that went for spiritual reasons seeking salvation, or trying to discover something about themselves.

Like I said, do not take this movie as an accurate portrayal of history. However, it is a good movie and worth watching. But make sure you watch the director's cut and not the theatrical version. It gives more insight in the character's lives and back stories explaining more of why they do what they do. Among the best directors of our time, Ridley Scott (Gladiator), contributes generously to this extraordinary Collector's Edition of Kingdom of Heaven. Featuring his Director's Cut of the film and hours of fascinating extras ? including a six-part tour from conception to completion of filmmaking ? this definitive set makes what Variety called a "genuinely spectacular" film even more so!

An epic marvel that's as beautifully acted as it is visually awesome, Kingdom of Heaven stars Orlando Bloom as Balian, a Jerusalem blacksmith who has lost his family ? and his faith. But when his father (Liam Neeson) shows him his destiny, Balian vows to defend his country, and in the process, falls in love, becomes a formidable leader, and steps forever into history

  • Audio: English: 5.1 DTS HD Master Audio (Lossless)
  • Language: Subtitled: English, Spanish, & French
  • Theatrical Aspect Ratio: Widescreen: 2.35:1


Soylent Green

Soylent Green Review



As the final third of Charlton Heston's "Last Man Standing" trilogy, along with The Omega Man and Planet of the Apes, Soylent Green is the most prescient of the three.

To be fair, apes ruling the earth was always going to be unlikely. And while a world decimated by biological weapon-induced plague is at least possible, Richard Fleischer's 1973 film foretold of overpopulation problems that continue to vex today's scientists and urban planners.

"SOYLENT GREEN IS........!!!"

On the slim chance that you have not watched this yet, be advised that while the set design screams 1970, the impact of the film remains unblunted, and with a cautionary tale that presaged later sci-fi classics like The Matrix (especially when Thorn warns of "raising humans like cattle"), Soylent Green still packs the proverbial punch. After all, who is not sickened by the use of garbage trucks to transport human remains? Waste management, indeed!

The opening sequence is brilliant, with a chronological photo essay detailing both the marvels and pitfalls of Industrial Revolution, all set to Fred Myrow's wonderful score.

Better DVD art here than on the current US offering (Soylent Green). It may interest you to know that my Region 2 release from the UK has the same art as this older Region 1 release, *but* includes a nice commentary track with the now-deceased director along with stunner Leigh Taylor-Young. Studios evidently feel the Brits have more interest in film critique. Just hack your DVD player and prove them wrong!

The ending is ambiguous. Does Heston play the true tragic hero and will the secret die with him? After all, Lt. Hatcher was shown to be buyable, no? In closing (appropriately), let me just echo that Edward G. Robinson's final film role here is a fitting goodbye, both for his character and for the actor himself.
The is the year 2022. Overcrowding, pollution, and resource depletion have reduced society's leaders to finding food for the teeming masses. The answer is Soylent Green - an artificial nourishment whose actual ingredients are not known by the public. Thorn is the tough homicide detective who stumbles onto the secret so terrifying no one would dare believe him.


El Gendarme Desconocido

El Gendarme Desconocido Review



This is certainly one of Cantinflas classics (arguable the best). It is also the first one with his favorite director MM Delgado, who was debuting as director in "complete" charge. I'm not sure who benefited more of this association. Delgado became one of the bussiest directors in Mexico and Cantinflas never made a better movie than "Ahi esta el detalle" (also can be arguable the best) done previously and directed by Bustillo Oros. However, he equaled this many times with Delgado (at least until his color movies). Here in this film, it is notorious the liberty he gives Cantinflas to improvise. I believe that this produced most of his funniest scenes. Like in this one when he was reading his report to the chief of police, about a bomb that is just about to explode; and he excuses himself for having trouble to read what he wrote, because he doesn't know how to read and write. Anyway, it'a gem of a comedy and a must to be digitally restored. Cantinflas captures three bandits who had robbed a bank the night before. Considered a hero, Cantinflas is given the title of Agent 777 because of his ability to disguise himself in many different forms. In his ultimate assignment, he transforms himself into a wealthy jewel collector to set up a group of gangsters.


Color of Night

Color of Night Review



As a huge (and very new) Bruce Willis fan I had to watch this movie as it has gone down in history as being one of his most (in)famous roles ever. In this film Bruce is a group therapist on a quest to find a macabre killer who he suspects is a patient. Along the way he meets a trampy young girl (the very talented Jane March) that only manages to complicate matters.

The overall story and the pace of the movie (after the first 35 minutes which moved like sand in an hourglass) was very strong. I enjoyed learning about all of the members of the group. They were all a bunch of oddballs. It's hard to say which was the most screwed up or who had the most issues.

Ritchie was the most interesting to watch because although he was the youngest member of the group it was fairly apparent that he had been through something very shocking. Although she wasn't a member of the group sessions, I also thought that Bonnie added a lot to the overall story. Even though she was only in a couple of short scenes she somehow still always managed to pull the rug out from under Sondra.

The movie ends with a surprise that no one could have seen coming because even though the story built up to it the ending still managed to remain a total surprise. Bruce was just fine in this movie, however I thought that perhaps his talents were a touch overused and overstated. Perhaps he would have been better suited as the police detective.

I did think the movie was a little on the long side (over 2 hours). The love making and nudity was also rather excessive. Frankly, I do not want to see my movie stars undress because it leaves nothing to the imagination. It's also rather anticlimactic and just boring to watch. The DVD does not include anything besides the trailer. The lightening, picture quality and overall sound leaves a lot to be desired.

Overall I give this movie 4.5 stars. "Color of Night" is probably one of the best mystery style suspense movies that came out during the '90s, because unlike the gaggle of other films, this one is both creative, wonderfully directed and includes a strong supporting cast. Haunted by the bizarre suicide of a patient, New York psychologist Dr. Bill Capa abandons his successful practice and relocates to L.A., but his encounters there prove as shocking as the chilling event he has run away from, and he immediately finds himself entangled in an explosive sexual relationship with a beautiful but enigmatic woman named Rose, and the investigation into the brutal stabbing murder of a friend and colleague, Dr. Bob Moore. A moth drawn to a flame, Dr. Capa is lured to Rose by his sexual cravings, and he discovers this woman has the power to fulfill his most reckless erotic fantasies. Yet, the more she satisfies him, the more he finds himself enslaved by her manipulation and control. As Capa gets closer to identifying the killer of his patient, Rose becomes an equally tantalizing mystery that he must solve -- if he can stay alive long enough to avoid a lunatic murderer who is stalking him.


My Fair Lady

My Fair Lady Review



Damon Medic says, "If you have yet to see "My Fair Lady", you need to buy it now and watch it! You'll need to own it because you will want to watch it again and again and again! Audrey Hepburn is absolutely fantastic as Eliza Doolittle, and Rex Harrison shines as Professor Higgins, an expert linguist who transforms Eliza from an ordinary "flower girl" into a stunningly beautiful "Duchess." The relationship that exists between Higgins and Doolittle is disgraceful, overbearing and romantic all at the same time. This is a requirement for all movie libraries. They don't make movies like this anymore...Now, where the devil are my slippers?

---Damon Medic At one time the longest-running Broadway musical, My Fair Lady was adapted by Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe from the George Bernard Shaw comedy Pygmalion. Outside Covent Garden on a rainy evening in 1912, dishevelled cockney flower girl Eliza Doolittle (Audrey Hepburn) meets linguistic expert Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison). After delivering a musical tirade against "verbal class distinction," Higgins tells his companion Colonel Pickering (Wilfred Hyde-White) that, within six months, he could transform Eliza into a proper lady, simply by teaching her proper English. The next morning, face and hands freshly scrubbed, Eliza presents herself on Higgins' doorstep, offering to pay him to teach her to be a lady. "It's almost irresistable," clucks Higgins. "She's so deliciously low. So horribly dirty." He turns his mission into a sporting proposition, making a bet with Pickering that he can accomplish his six-month miracle to turn Eliza into a lady. This is one of the all-time great movie musicals, featuring classic songs and the legendary performances of Harrison, repeating his stage role after Cary Grant wisely turned down the movie job, and Stanley Holloway as Eliza's dustman father. Julie Andrews originated the role of Eliza on Broadway but producer Jack Warner felt that Andrews, at the time unknown beyond Broadway, wasn't bankable; Hepburn's singing was dubbed by Marni Nixon, who also dubbed Natalie Wood in West Side Story (1961). Andrews instead made Mary Poppins, for which she was given the Best Actress Oscar, beating out Hepburn. The movie, however, won Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor for Harrison, and five other Oscars, and it remains one of the all-time best movie musicals.


Pathfinder

Pathfinder Review



I found this movie to be a bit of a surprise, a good surprise. Where it is probably not completely historically accurate to the facts presented, I was aware of the Native American tribe of indians from Minnesota that had a large number of blond, blue eyed members. Add that to the fact that amid being ruthless warriors, the Vikings were first class explorers. Stories that have a sudo historical back-drop I find interesting, as you take a leap of imagination into the story. The story moves right along starting with meeting Ghost as a little boy and following him along as he walks his path toward becoming a brave. It is during this time you learn that he is not really accepted, nor is he ever really likely to be, as he is from both worlds.We learn that he has not really made peace with the fact and that of course is what he must do. I totally bonded with Ghost, I totally understood where he was coming from. From that point on our characters are flung into chaos. The Pathfinder declares that Ghost has not yet earned the right to become a brave which in turn sends he on what I believe to be his mystery walk. He stikes off on his own saying goodbye to the only family he has known. Of course disaster stikes and the Vikings have not only come back but they attack savagely and brutally. Please note that if violence offends or bothers you please skip this movie it only gets more pervasive through out. This brings Ghost back to find most of his family and tribe slaughtered, and his father hacked down in front of him. It is a nice touch that Ghost cries over his dead mother and finding his dead sisters' doll, it makes us the audience have to relate to Ghost as a human being which is not usually the way that it is in action movies. From this point forward vengeance with a capital V becomes Ghost's path kill as many as he can and die trying to kill even more. Brutal, savage, fast paced is what this movie becomes and you can not help become elated as the bad guys get killed. Though we do have a love triangle through out the first half of the movie so do not be fooled into thinking that this is only a slice and dice of the baddies type movie. Karl Urban and Moon Bloodgood are very believeable together. Also the Pathfinder joins them on this mission or maybe that should be folly, so there is a generous sprinkling of Native American mysticism added to the mix. The Vikings are pretty much presented as mindless killing machines not anything more of them is presented which is a shame, as there is a lot more to vikings than that. I liked Clancy Brown much better in Highlander, he was able to create the Kurgan and make him his own. In this movie it was like they said be a bad a__ Viking and that was what he did, he didn't seem to put his own spin on it. I could be wrong about that but to me that was how it seemed.Come on Clancy you can play such a good bad guy show us your evil side. The scenery is spectacular and is used well to enhance the story. I throughly enjoyed Karl Urban's portrayal of Ghost. I could really relate and feel for his character, a tortured loner struggling to come to terms with his own past, so he can finally move his own life forward while at the same time having to deal with the multitude of problems that the Vikings have created for him. The physical side of his role is an equal joy to watch. His sword work is excellent as well as the fight scences, but then would you expect less of E'omer. Lord of the Rings was a good training ground for action adventure and he put into play all that he honed on Lord of the Rings. A solid action adventure movie all the way around, you don't have to think to much just sit back and enjoy the ride. And for all of you Karl Urban fans check out this movie if for nothing else but how he is costumed. I know I did a double take. The heroic story of a young Norse man raised by Native American Indians who wages a personal war against the Vikings that barbarically raided his tribe.


Invasion of the Star Creatures/Invasion of the Bee Girls

Invasion of the Star Creatures/Invasion of the Bee Girls Review



Two movies in one. The first one is one I never heard of. Invasion of the Star Creatures. This movie is funny but has the feel of somebody hiring a friend of a friend of a friend. Or maybe hiring your aunt or your stepsister. The actors and actresses can't be judged poorly when you realize what material they had to start with. It is bad but in some way it was meant to be bad. This is not a serious film. The main plot is two female aliens are the vanguard of a invasion of Earth. They have advanced weapons and plant men to help them. No, really, plant men. They just grew their soldiers.
The second film was Invasion of the Bee Girls. This one I had on tape and just wanted to replace it so I could watch it without having to rewind all the time. Maybe I am too lazy? This film is also funny, not to be taken seriously no matter what somebody tries to tell you. Some nudity and sexual scenes give this movie a R rating. The plot to this one is harder to explain - it has to do with trying to mate with males but failing - and really didn't need bees in it. But if you like bees like me, well, that's OK too.
Get it used. No extras.
Yes, I gave it a five out of five. The titles are telling you what you are going to get. It is funny, full of camp and not much else. INVASION OF THE STAR CREATURES: Original Theatrical Trailer INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS: Teaser Trailer


Operation "Y" & Other Shurik's Adventures

Operation "Y" & Other Shurik's Adventures Review



Its not so easy to capture in words - what has made Shurik's comedies utterly funny to the Russian viewers. Let me give it a shot by describing one skit. So if you STILL don't know what this movie is about - pls don't read!

A notorius bully drunk refuses to let a pregnant lady a seat on the overcrowded bus. When our hero Shurik - a witty geeky student notices that, he right away camouflages into a blind man who harrasses a drunk by poking at him, which forces a ruffian to stand up - once that is done Shurik reveals himself and lets the lady sit. An enraged ruffian starts a fight - police is being called and the drunk is arrested.

As a punishment for this misdemeanor he is assigned some remedial jobs from the extremely polite and benevolent militia (soviet police) who allow him to make his own choice to which he replies by uttering "Is there spot in the liquor store?" to which the militia politely appologizes for the lack of such spot. Finally he gets assigned to a newly developing construction sight, but...he gets a supervisor - SHURIK! While the ruffian is happy that he is going to be able to take his vengeance on the student - the Shurik, naive and timid, creates odius situations for a bully, who eventually succombs and becomes something akin to a honest and SOBER labourer! You have to see this development!

Besides an unusual plot - the movie is full of slap-stick situations that give credit to the director, but to me the major humor is in intelligence and wit with which that era was depicted - both funny and optimistic, hopeful and kind of nostalgic. The soundtrack is awesome rock'n'roll (by the talented Zatzepin, courtesy V. Alo) that keeps you dancing for the duration of the skit as well as the rest of the movie. i really hope that if you are a first time non-russian viewer you will enjoy this. This eccentric comedy includes three sketches united by the main character, cranky Shurik, who often finds himself in the most incredible situations. He attempts to rehabilitate a bully over a grueling 15-day sentence, prepares to take a daunting exam, and tries to save a warehouse from certain burglary.


Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Second Season

Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Second Season Review



Well, who would think that Larry David is by me considered one of the funniest guys on the planet, knowing my "politics"?! Indeed he is, though! In an age where humour is mostly on the level of "Friends", it is hard to find any show that is worth to waste some time with. This show, though, can make me laugh so hard my fiancée sometimes looks at me strangely. It has its very dull moments too, not to mention that the show is (obviously) as Jewish as a show can get. Everything is there, the extreme "liberal/leftist" political opinions, the references to Jewish secular culture and mannerisms constantly, the anti-gentile tone and of course, the trophy "shiksa" wife of Mister David himself. That being said, (although it is of course not 100 % real, being a show and all) it offers very fascinating insights into a culture that is closed for us slow-witted gentiles, at the same time that it is a very self-ironic show. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that the show is really "anti-gentile" or something like that, it is more "anti-Jewish" if anything, considering how it makes fun of them. The show kicks both "Left" and "Right", and like South Park is really a show for every "side".

The "pathetic" figure of Jerry Lewis, and his interplay with Larry David, not to mention the no-spine manager of theirs; Jeff, really makes this one of the funniest and most surreal shows out there. I laugh onto the floor in every scene including either of these two characters, and especially while they fight Mister David. Every episode in this season is hillarious, perhaps except "The Thong" and "Shaq", which I found somewhat disgusting and boring. The whole Jason Alexander-thing is also quite dull, and should have been left out of an otherwise brilliant season. Beware, that there is nothing holy in the world of Larry David, but he's quite open about it, so not really the usual "hidden agendas" here. The extra material is really thin, though, I found nothing on this season at all. 4 stars. Larry David has it all - money, security, famous friends, a nurturing wife, a devoted agent, a new oceanfront home. So why is he still so intent on making a mess out of his life? Just because you've made it doesn't mean you've got it made. Curb Your Enthusiasm, folks - it's the HBO comedy series starring Larry David...as Larry David!


DGJ Q and A

DGJ Q and A Review



Shorty before his death, famed independent filmmaker, Donald G. Jackson was interviewed while driving around the streets of Hollywood, California. This documentary presents highly personal and deeply insightful understandings of the man as he discusses everything from his early childhood, to his his upbringing, onto the many political, religious, socioeconomic, and artistic elements that influenced him from the 1940s to his passing in 2003.

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